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Please do not send me lewd or explicit messages, photos, or other content.

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Please contact me via email if I do not reply to your text message or phone call.

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Do not attempt to negotiate for discounts or for free entertainment.

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When providing references, please send me their contact information.

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Please follow the directions I give you for arrival and parking. I promise you won't get lost! These routines exist for my privacy and our mutual safety.

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Please wait to say hello until we are both inside and the door is shut, so we don't disturb the neighbors. Remaining discreet is important to me.

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Please lay down the fee for my time within a few minutes of your arrival. Cashless payments must be arranged in advance. Forcing me to ask makes things awkward!

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I provide a set of drawers for your personal belongings, which are within your sight at all times. Please leave all of your belongings inside these drawers.

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